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Hey guys! What's goin on? Been a while since I updated the page, but I'm sure no one ever came anyway. Life isn't too bad right now, but it's not all that great either. It's just pretty uneventful.
Not really a whole lot of news. I have a car.... it's not a very NICE car, but it's a car none the less. It's a 1988 VW Rabbit (Cabriolet) convertible. I turn 16 on November 17th, which is taking it's fine and dandy time to freakin' get here. Oh well...
I miss summertime. Although, it's still too eary to start countin' down until summer. I guess I'll have to go for X-mas. I LOVE CHRISTMAS! I totally cannot wait at all. lol
MAn, that's really all I've got to say for now. Come again...or, you know, not. Either way.
Oh yeah.... SCHOOL SUCKS MAJORLY!!!!
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There should be a detective show called 'Johnny Monkey'. That way every week a criminal could say, "I ain't gonna get caught by no monkey," but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that.
Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said "Hey, how's it going?". So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said "Now whose asking the questions?"
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with.
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Don't click this link. W/e you do...DO NOT click this link!!
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PHILOSOPHICAL SOAP BOX- Random stuff that I find online and like and want to share. :o)
"Every time you don't show your feelings, every time you don't say what you feel or show it through your actions you leave someone out wondering what it is you really want and need from them; me in particular. If you're getting bored with this then just tell me! I will understand and take it a lot better than I will one day, or week, or month from now. I'm not in love with you, I know that, so let me out before I get there and you aren't there with me."
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You know who shouldn't be let in to heaven? Boring people. I mean, how can eternal bliss actually BE bliss when you have to spend it with boring people...for ALL eternity?
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Haikus by the ever-so-cool (or was it...NOT cool?...oh well) Jonathan!
My Favorite Haikus, Written by Jonathan (who probably doens't like that I mentioned him on here becuase he's embarrassed to be my friend.):
If I could have one
Wish, I'd ask for a pony.
Dude, that would kick ass.
Stream flows gently by;
I reach out and grab a trout
Mmm... Trout for dinner.
Endangered species
My ass. I'm not giving up
My baby seal soup.
I played Starcraft all
Night long. Only problem: I
Can't move my fingers
E-mail Jonathan at monkeybutt87@yahoo.com
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RUGBY AND RAIN!!
This is me 'n Chloie at the Rugby game. Justin was there, too, he took the pic. THANKS, JUSTIN, YOU ROCK! haha, Yeah....we're all wet b/c it was storming and, like sirens were goin off and stuff...but, hey, we're still alive and kickin'.
E-mail me!
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